This world has become as lazy as a hot humid summer Sunday. A trip to the local 7-11 says so much about us. At the register sits brownies that make you relax. The idea is the brownies give you the same effect of marijuana brownies. I don’t know if this makes us lazy because we [...]
Hurricanes Make Us Nuts
Hurricanes create some interesting phenomena. I live with my family in Virginia Beach. Irene is only a few miles away and other than a leak developing in a bedroom ceiling all is well. I don’t like hurricanes and can certainly live without them but I love to watch how the community reacts to them. The [...]
Would You Crap In a Bag to Save a Buck?
My wife had to pay a little over $200 to have a mole removed from her arm. We just received a bill from our pediatrician for over $200 so they could attempt to remove a splinter from her foot. Does pulling a splinter out of a foot really equate to a “medical procedure” [...]
Reality Sucks a Ripe Banana
I love reality television. I remember over a decade ago when Survivor first came on and I told my girlfriend (now my wife) that this genre will never last. A little later that same year Big Brother debuted and I was beside myself thinking when will the writer’s strike end so we can get some [...]
Rise of the Devil Tot!!!
Evil comes is cute little packages. She came into my life on. October 20, 2008 at 5:19 PM. She is the culmination of a dream. The perfect wife and perfect child. She says thank you and please in the sweetest little angelic voice. When I come home from work or pick her up at pre school [...]
